February 2012
6 posts
i destroy my enemies when i make them my friends.
– abraham lincoln
(wise words imparted to me this weekend)
bahamas “already yours”
Time Warner Cable Launches ‘Ryan Gosling on... →
courtneylewis:
I kind of love this. Not enough to subscribe to cable but ya know.
January 2012
37 posts
i relate to her on so many levels.
Me Oh My! You Are Sweeter Than Pie: DIY Mailable... →
here’s a mini-pie how to i did for brit! because i still say nothing is better than pie in the mail. nothing.
daily conversations with cam: the birthday edition
me: also, thanks for the facebook post reminding me how old i am.
much appreciated.
cam: so old
like ridiculously old
me: you're so sweet. i don't know what i'd do without you.
cam: have self esteem?
but that's totes overrated
me: true
Looking up at the stars, I know quite well
That, for all they care, I can go to...
– W. H. Auden, The More Loving One
Lernert Engelberts and Sander Plug “Elektrotechnique” (via fastco)
The internet is an infinite well of nothing. And when you’re there,...
– Mike Birbiglia
Pole Dancing with Paula Deen, Yall! →
“…I’d like to teach you one of my very favorite pole moves: the Buttercake Spin. It’s such a pretty move, y’all—your legs are going to look just like egg-beaters fluffing through a bowl of cream cheese!”
another gem from McSweeney’s.
daily conversations with cam
me: you can still get drunk in arkansas. i’m living proof.
cam: I coulda sworn you were living proof that you can be a spinster at age 27?
Attractiveness is all in tilt of the head →
Imagine if each day a man must try to kill the moon, he thought. The moon runs...
– Hemingway, from The Old Man and the Sea
Buying a book is not about obtaining a possession, but about securing a portal.
– Laura Miller (via booksandnerds)
There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.
– alfred hitchcock
How Wolves Are Saving Trees in Yellowstone →
(via GOOD)
(ahem, PA alum. i know you remember our 8th grade mock trials.)
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And next...
– T.S. Eliot
December 2011
39 posts
What's for dinner? (the southern edition)
I should preface this by saying that my mom is an amazing cook, so this is not meant to misrepresent her incredible southern cooking skills.
Me: hey mom, what are we doing for dinner tonight?
Becca: i don't know, what sounds good?
Me: vegetables or something? Preferably something fresh and green. I feel like I've eaten nothing but bread and fried things.
Becca: I can toast you some cheese on an english muffin, or we have pizza or cheese dip in the fridge.
Me: did you hear anything I just said?
Becca: well I don't know?! Anyway, aren't you getting one of those latte things at Starbucks right now anyway?
Me: that's not dinner. You know what? Never mind.
Women Oddly Un-Panicked By Declining Marriage... →